PISS PÅ EN RUSS

Vårtid er russetid. Russetid er ikke vårens vakreste eventyr.

Russtid er vårens mareritt for mange beboere blant annet i Frognerparken-nabolaget. Det er ikke første gangen russen tar seg en tissepause i hagen til foreldrene mine eller deres naboer. Bak en busk, på garasjen, hvor enn det måtte passe tømmer russen den sprengte blæra si. Så kaster de fra seg noen tomflasker, og durer videre i bussene sine så hele huset rister mot kveldens mål, Frognerparken.

Sist brukte faren min Chica, schäferhunden vår, til å skremme noen småjenter som satt på huk i buskene. Chica bjeffet litt på dem, men det hadde ikke den store effekten på grunn av den øredøvende musikken fra bussen. Par av jentene skvatt litt, men resten av russen merket ingen ting og fortsatte med sitt fornødene.

Neste gang skal faren min stå klar med hageslangen har jeg rådet ham til. Så får de smake sin egen medisin og våkner kanskje litt fra zoombie-tilstanden noen av dem er i.

Har du noen bedre tips til hvordan faren min kan gi russen en lærepenge?
Forslag mottas med takk!

Ikke at jeg vil ødelegge festen eller noe: La russ være russ.
MEN PISS PÅ EN RUSS FØR HAN PISSER PÅ DEG.

Renewal of No Milk Today

Commercials can make an old song popular again. Now its the 60ies-hit No Milk Today with Herman's Hermits that has its renewal.

Seen the Tine milk commercial?
I just had to check up the original song:


Herman's Hermits - No milk today

And here is the commercial from Tine melk, its funny:


Got the message? Drink milk and stay strong!

Visit the new Opera

The new fantastic Oslo Opera House had its great official opening last Saturday April 12, 2008. Now you can visit the amazing building and take a look at it from the outside and have guided tour inside. Something I would like to do very soon.

Here you can see the Opera in panorama view:
http://www.panoramas.dk/2008/flash/oslo-opera-F.html

Some of the up-coming shows among others is the famous opera Carmen. But it's not only about opera, ballet and rock concerts are also on the program.

For more details, take a look at the official web page:
http://www.operaen.no/

Here are some pics from the great opening gala (photos by Aftenposten):

"Staatsrad Lehmkul" in front of the opera building the opening day.


Royal guests entering on the red carpet.

Inside.

Welcome my dear princess, let me help you out of the car.

Royal meeting: The Swedish princess Victoria together with princess Mette-Marit and prince Haakan from Norway.

The German canceler Angela Merkel and the Norwegian prim minister Jens Stoltenberg chatting. Angela's cleavage has been a hot topic in the German press lately.


Opening hours:
Monday-Friday: 10:00 - 23:00
Saturday: 11:00 - 23:00
Sunday: 12:00 - 22:00

Were:
The harbour Bjørvika in Oslo.
http://www.operaen.no/

A tribute to the Dog

Photos by Tine


"They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation." - Jerome K. Jerome

Man is a dog's idea of what God should be. ~Holbrook Jackson

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. ~Sue Murphy



If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise. ~Author Unknown

I talk to him when I'm lonesome like; and I'm sure he understands. When he looks at me so attentively, and gently licks my hands; then he rubs his nose on my tailored clothes, but I never say naught thereat. For the good Lord knows I can buy more clothes, but never a friend like that. ~W. Dayton Wedgefarth

The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs. ~Alphonse Toussenel


The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor. ~Margo Kaufman

A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk. ~O.A. Battista

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about little puppies."
-- Gene Hill


"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives."
-- Rita Rudner

"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
-- Robert A. Heinlein

"Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."
-- Unknown


"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion"
-- Unknown

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
-- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan